You Might Be a Redneck... a different take
We have
enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, friends, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's
what rednecks are made of...WHEN it comes time to defend what we love. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, or wish you had the same attitudes, share this with your redneck friends. Y’all know who y’all
are. And, if you can't claim a little of what this means, then......
God bless you, too!
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You
might be a redneck if:
You've never
protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You
might be a redneck if:
You bow your
head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You
might be a redneck if:
You stand and
place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend
to.
You
might be a redneck if: You
know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be
a redneck if: You'd give your
last dollar to a friend.
I share this because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those about whom we're talking.
If
you don't believe ALL the things, I hope you believe enough to, at least, have a tan.